- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

haha black people :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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