- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

I'm Andrew Schmitt

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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