- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Knock, Knock ...

Women's Rights

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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