- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

whats black and large -me

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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