- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Knock Knock. Come in.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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