- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Jellybeans

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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