What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Women's rights.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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What's the deal with brown?

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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THE GAME.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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