Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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bangers and mash?

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Hello.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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