what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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