Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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