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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors