What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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