An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Irish sobriety

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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