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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Feminism.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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