- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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