- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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