A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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the game

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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