- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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