Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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black people

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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