Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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black people

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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