- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

The EPA.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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