What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

womens rights

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

F? No k

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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