Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

A Sloth runs...

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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