- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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