- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

women's rights

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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