- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

think twice or at least think

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Latvia isn't a joke

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

You're a big fat monkey.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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