- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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