- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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