There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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