Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Neil is a reterd.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Refrigerator

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Cancer.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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