- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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