Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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