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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A train poops its pants.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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