What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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I hate blackniggers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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