- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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