A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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i love to lick...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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