What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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i love to lick...

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Life

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69

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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