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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

I work at jcpenny

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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