- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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