- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Dont read this joke

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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