whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Neither have I

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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