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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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