- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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