- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

world peace

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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