An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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everyone dislike this

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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