Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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justin littleton being sucessful

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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