Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

noah is a scrub jungle

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

I have a horse.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

womens rights

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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