- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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