what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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