- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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